Racing is done, I'm back in NJ. We actually had a good regatta given our level of preparation - our coach is being very careful to not let us peak too soon. We finished 8th, or second in the B final, which is about what we expected would be a pretty solid performance. We had three races (heat, semifinal and 'petite'/'B' final) and each one got better. Attached a picture of our mad tight finish in the B level final, it's just a few strokes before the line and we are just about dead level with Aussies and the Dutch. Australia nipped us by a tenth of a second to win the B final and we got the Netherlands by about two tenths.
http://tinyurl.com/4j6dj7
Gotta run, but I'll try to come up with some more commentary this week. We are right back into selection and the boat won't be finalized until June 25.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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I see you went with the tried and true technique of blinding your opponents with the glare off your pasty white skin. Maybe you shitbirds would have won if your damn bow seat had kept his eyes in the boat. Tell him to stop looking at the cute boys and stare at the ugly one - that's you.
Apropos of nothing, did I ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Bobby and my buddy Dave were bow hunting and we were in the cabin on the first night knocking down bottles of Jack Daniels?
Anyway, Dave passed out at around 3 am so of course me and Bobby dragged him into the woods and stripped him naked and rolled him onto his stomach and poured about 4 bottles of Doe In Heat on his ass.
(If you don't know, Doe In Heat is urine of a female deer and it's used to attract male deer. Just a few drops will attract every horny buck within a hundred miles.)
The plan was to have some huge stag come mount Dave, but we were making tons of noise, and so unfortunately no deer ever made love to Dave's sweet, sweet anus.
Which is probably for the best, since an erect deer penis is about four feet long, and I bet Dave would have been pretty surprised to get sodomized by that, to wake up with that pressing against his heart and collapsing his rectum. It would have been worth it, though, because we could have said, "Wow, he deer-ly loves you Dave!" "What an en-deer-ing couple you two make!"
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